© accioloki
posted 1 month ago | via | | 4

My day can’t get better..

spoiledbrat-demetria:

I hope a lot of them burned in it.

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You should have burned with them.

posted 2 months ago | 1 #dalgaardstarter

I actually have no motivation to get out of bed or leave my room.

posted 2 months ago | 0
Anonymous: You and Fredward sure seem to be getting on well. Whatever happened to Avery? 

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

I’ll be sure to make it worth your while, Cheyenne.

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Yeah, you better.

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13 #ohp! lol

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

I’d love to hear about why you don’t anymore. Maybe you could tell me over a nice dinner together, and maybe I’ll tell you why I spit them out like there’s no tomorrow. C’mon, what do you say, Chey? It’s not like it’ll kill ya.

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Fine. We’ll do dinner. 

Don’t make me regret it, Freddie.

posted 2 months ago | via | | 3 #your poor bean! :(

Volunteering at therapy was not a good idea

sailorkellin:

Some lady had to bring her son with her to her therapy session, so instead of having her take him in with her, I offered to watch him in the waiting room after my appointment. I’m pretty much a little kid. I thought it would be easy.

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So long story short, if I’m able to have kids, I will raise him or her to hunt down that boy and seek revenge for me.

I think it’s time to bring out the frozen peas. 

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13 #SAME SAME omg

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

Maybe because you’re the first girl who hasn’t been swept over by my…unorthodox charm. You intrigue me.

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What can I say? I don’t fall for lines anymore and you seem to be spitting them out like there’s no tomorrow.

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

Forgive me for trying to be smooth, Cheyenne. But I think you’d be surprised how much I could afford.

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Come on, sour cheeks. You can’t find it in you to give me a chance?

Oh… Is that so?

Why should I give you a chance, Freddie? By the way, “because I’m awesome and sexy” aren’t reasons. 

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

Is that so? And how much would it take to take you on a date?

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Sorry babe but if you have to ask… You can’t afford it.

posted 2 months ago | via | | 13 #I HAD TO GO THERE IDK WHY

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

freddie-x-brody:

Come on, sweet cheeks, don’t be jealous just because I’m 100 dollars richer and you’re not.

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Oh, please. One hundred dollars isn’t even a big deal. You’d need a lot more to buy a decent hooker.