March 2013
19 posts
My day can't get better..
spoiledbrat-demetria:
I hope a lot of them burned in it.
You should have burned with them.
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I actually have no motivation to get out of bed or leave my room.
Anonymous asked: You and Fredward sure seem to be getting on well. Whatever happened to Avery?
Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
I’ll be sure to make it worth your while, Cheyenne.
Yeah, you better.
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Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
I’d love to hear about why you don’t anymore. Maybe you could tell me over a nice dinner together, and maybe I’ll tell you why I spit them out like there’s no tomorrow. C’mon, what do you say, Chey? It’s not like it’ll kill ya.
Fine. We’ll do dinner.
Don’t make me regret it, Freddie.
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Volunteering at therapy was not a good idea
sailorkellin:
Some lady had to bring her son with her to her therapy session, so instead of having her take him in with her, I offered to watch him in the waiting room after my appointment. I’m pretty much a little kid. I thought it would be easy.
So long story short, if I’m able to have kids, I will raise him or her to hunt down that boy and seek revenge for me.
I think it’s time...
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Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
Maybe because you’re the first girl who hasn’t been swept over by my…unorthodox charm. You intrigue me.
What can I say? I don’t fall for lines anymore and you seem to be spitting them out like there’s no tomorrow.
Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
Forgive me for trying to be smooth, Cheyenne. But I think you’d be surprised how much I could afford.
Come on, sour cheeks. You can’t find it in you to give me a chance?
Oh… Is that so?
Why should I give you a chance, Freddie? By the way, “because I’m awesome and sexy” aren’t reasons.
Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
Is that so? And how much would it take to take you on a date?
Sorry babe but if you have to ask… You can’t afford it.
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Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
Come on, sweet cheeks, don’t be jealous just because I’m 100 dollars richer and you’re not.
Oh, please. One hundred dollars isn’t even a big deal. You’d need a lot more to buy a decent hooker.
Found an 100 bill on the ground.
freddie-x-brody:
Well, more like picked it up right after some unlucky son of a bitch in an overly fancy suit and tie lost it from their crappy excuse for a wallet.
Still, I got free money.
I probably should congratulate you but all you did was pick up a dirty bill from the ground.
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My body definitely is ready for spring break.
I've been singing while I clean up..
lyricsbyliam:
Ha ha, very funny.
I know… I’m hilarious.
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I've been singing while I clean up..
lyricsbyliam:
Oh shut up, Midas loves me.
Of course he does. You feed him, don’t you?
These freaking hiccups won't go away.
billy-tobisass:
Well, now I won’t be scared now that I know that you’re going to scare me.
You don’t know when, though.
I hate Tuesdays.
finncorcoran-yo:
They always feel so long and boring to me.
Well… All the days I have school aren’t good days for me.
Do something unboring?
These freaking hiccups won't go away.
billy-tobisass:
It’s been like a half hour.
Should I scare you? Or something?
My mom bought me a cat to keep me company.
deanxrichardson:
Bless her soul.
How sweet! What did you name your new kitty?
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I've been singing while I clean up..
lyricsbyliam:
Midas likes my new song.
Sure he does, Curly. Whatever stops the tears.
February 2013
75 posts
I think I'm starting to get sick...
sailorkellin:
Looks like the start of a cold medicine regime for me…
That sucks… I’m sorry. I can bring you some tea?
I found a little thingy today
baby-bethany-turner:
I forgot the name but I feel like a pirate!
A telescope?
celinefosters:
Who knew studying so hard could give you a migraine?
Uh… Everyone?
There is a lake in Massachusetts named
evan-swan:
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
You’re weird.
lyricsbyliam:
You’re the one who asked for opinions.
Minor technicality. I didn’t know how mean you’d be.
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So… I’m really bad at pottery…
Oops.
lyricsbyliam:
I’m just sayin’.
If you keep goin’, you won’t be able to say anything else for like — ever.
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lyricsbyliam:
You look like a little old lady.
If looks could kill…
Someone made the coffee maker explode
brightlunarays:
how does one do that?
Sounds complicated.
I bet it’s some sort of skill.
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I can’t decide if these glasses suit me or not.
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My Ex called me...
elasticollin:
Should I get the chocolate ice cream?
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lyricsbyliam:
Well me and Jayms are looking into adopting a puppy…
Maybe I can convince her.
You… want me to be… your dog?
It's been a rough couple of weeks.
captainjordanhowell:
That sucks. I’m sorry.
Bored.
kerr—wilson:
Better than being old.
Oh?
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I guess I've got to start meeting people now,...
freddie-x-brody:
I’m always up for a challenge.
In that case, Cheyenne sounds absolutely adorable.
I’ll be the judge of that, thank-you very much.
Adorable, huh?
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rizzacabrera:
Kiss the Girl (cover) - Robin...
Bored.
kerr—wilson:
I think it’s nice. Senior. I actually thought you would be in my grade.
Yeah, no. I’m a youngin’.
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I guess I've got to start meeting people now,...
freddie-x-brody:
You can assume whatever you want, little miss Sour Cheeks. I’m just saying. Really? I don’t deserve to give you kisses? That sounds like a challenge if I ever heard one, Chey.
Sounds fair to me. As long as you don’t call me Freddie.
I think I will, licker of cheeks. The question is… Are you up for it?
Deal. Kind of. Freddie sounds a bit too cute to ignore.
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I guess I've got to start meeting people now,...
freddie-x-brody:
You’re under the assumption that I was using the adjective “sweet” to describe your personality. For all you know, I meant your literal cheeks tasted sweet. Then, nothing would change. You know what they say about assuming.
I’m just gonna go right ahead and fill in your blank spot for you. It’s very nice to meet me. And it’s nice to meet you too, Chey. Is that short for...
I guess I've got to start meeting people now,...
freddie-x-brody:
I could say the same for you, sweet cheeks.
What’s your name, anyway? The whole deal with an introduction is that both parties introduce themselves, after all.
Sweet cheeks? That’s pretty presumptuous of you. I could be a horrible person. What would you do then? Call me sour cheeks?
I’m Chey, it’s nice to meet you. I think. I haven’t really...
Bored.
kerr—wilson:
Chey? I like it. So what grade are you in?
Thanks… I’ve kind of always hated my name but whatever. I’m a sophomore, what about you?
I guess I've got to start meeting people now,...
freddie-x-brody:
Ugh, fine.
The name’s Frederick Brody. I’m 18, and I’m a Senior.
There. I’ve done my part.
Awesome? I’d rather use the word weird.
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lyricsbyliam:
What are you, a dog?
Keep your tongue away from me, and my face.
And, what if I am?
Woof, woof.
Bored.
kerr—wilson:
Oh I won’t burn the school down or anything. Just finding entertainment where I can get it. I’m Kerr. Hi.
To each their own, I suppose.
I’m Chey. It’s nice to meet you, Kerr.
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lyricsbyliam:
Stay away from me, I don’t need to get sick.
You know what? I should just lick your face for that comment.
Bored.
kerr—wilson:
Which is the perfect excuse to burn a few things.
Should I be concerned?
Today is such a nice day.
jazzie-chamberlain:
There’s hardly a cloud in the sky!
Always exciting!
The sun was absolutely beautiful today!
lexs-beautiful-life:
Agreed, I should have gone tanning.
I’m so pale, it’s sad.
The Lumineers have to be my favorite band.
damien-bennett:
They’re pretty perfect, aren’t they?
Tell the Glee Club teacher I'm sorry for breaking...
nessa-isthe-besta:
Hitting that note was not my intention.
Is breaking a glass a good or bad thing…?
Like, does it mean you’re a good singer or a poopy one?
Math homework can suck it.
lacey—knox:
There’s math homework?
