take me away

My day can't get better..

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:33:43 -0400

spoiledbrat-demetria:

I hope a lot of them burned in it.

You should have burned with them.

I actually have no motivation to get out of bed or leave my room.

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:41:38 -0400

I actually have no motivation to get out of bed or leave my room.

You and Fredward sure seem to be getting on well. Whatever happened to Avery?

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:33:22 -0400

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:05:49 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

I’ll be sure to make it worth your while, Cheyenne.

Yeah, you better.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:44:17 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

I’d love to hear about why you don’t anymore. Maybe you could tell me over a nice dinner together, and maybe I’ll tell you why I spit them out like there’s no tomorrow. C’mon, what do you say, Chey? It’s not like it’ll kill ya.

Fine. We’ll do dinner.

Don’t make me regret it, Freddie.

Volunteering at therapy was not a good idea

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:13:25 -0500

sailorkellin:

Some lady had to bring her son with her to her therapy session, so instead of having her take him in with her, I offered to watch him in the waiting room after my appointment. I’m pretty much a little kid. I thought it would be easy.

So long story short, if I’m able to have kids, I will raise him or her to hunt down that boy and seek revenge for me.

I think it’s time to bring out the frozen peas.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:04:05 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

Maybe because you’re the first girl who hasn’t been swept over by my…unorthodox charm. You intrigue me.

What can I say? I don’t fall for lines anymore and you seem to be spitting them out like there’s no tomorrow.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:45:07 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

Forgive me for trying to be smooth, Cheyenne. But I think you’d be surprised how much I could afford.

Come on, sour cheeks. You can’t find it in you to give me a chance?

Oh… Is that so?

Why should I give you a chance, Freddie? By the way, “because I’m awesome and sexy” aren’t reasons.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:23:55 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

Is that so? And how much would it take to take you on a date?

Sorry babe but if you have to ask… You can’t afford it.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:09:57 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

Come on, sweet cheeks, don’t be jealous just because I’m 100 dollars richer and you’re not.

Oh, please. One hundred dollars isn’t even a big deal. You’d need a lot more to buy a decent hooker.

Found an 100 bill on the ground.

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:00:17 -0500

freddie-x-brody:

Well, more like picked it up right after some unlucky son of a bitch in an overly fancy suit and tie lost it from their crappy excuse for a wallet.

Still, I got free money.

I probably should congratulate you but all you did was pick up a dirty bill from the ground.